Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...