Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...