Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…