Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...