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What did the man say when he walked…
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Why did the lizard go on a diet?
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Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
what is the difference between a man..
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An Internet Christmas
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Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...