Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...