Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked