even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...