A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...