My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...