Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...