How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
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Diaper Change
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Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
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God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
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So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...