Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...