So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...