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Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
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Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
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