That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...