Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.