Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
elephant sex
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The Australian Christmas
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Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Redneck Bonanza!
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A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...