True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...