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A nun arrives at the local bar
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Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
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As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
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|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...