Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...