Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...