Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...