Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...