Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...