Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...