Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....