Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...