Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...