AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...