Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...