Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer