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Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...