Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
A catholic lithany
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...