Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
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Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
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Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!