Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?