Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...