Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...