The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began…
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...