Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...