Universal excuse form.
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A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
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A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
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Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...