I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...