I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Twelve days Microsoft
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