Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...