The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Murphy’s nartial laws
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...