I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
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Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Murphy’s work laws
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Yes or No
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Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...