Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Real idiots of society!
Here are some people who should not be allowed to venture into society:Police in...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!