A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.