The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...