80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...