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Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
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An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
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Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
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People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
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