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The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
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Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
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Rejected Hallmark Cards
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